Tuesday, November 25, 2003
I look forward to out weekly, bi-weekly, and monthly staff meetings about as much as I would getting my eyeball pierced. Our monthly staff meetings used to consist of boring people going around the table explaining what all is happening in their specialty areas, while I spent the time writing out a suicide letter that I would use if the meeting didn’t end quickly. Now we have monthly STAFF DEVELOPMENT meetings where we all have to learn to play nice and bond with one another. I'm planning on intentionally having an aneurysm one Friday during these torture experiences, just to get out of it. I now understand why animals in the wild sometimes chew their own legs off to get out of traps.