Sunday, March 21, 2004

IF LIFE WERE A TEST, THIS WOULD HAVE TO BE ONE OF THE ESSAY QUESTIONS:

On Saturday, you manage to watch two complete movies: X2 [or, X-Men 2] and Mona Lisa Smile. That night, you drink an inordinate amount of water, causing your body to have pressure on your bladder while you sleep, causing you to have weird dreams which meld the two movies together. Write an essay detailing what your dream would be like.

Mine involved my grandparents' house, gloves, antique shopping, a yellow shirt, The Wizard of Oz trading cards, Boy scout merit badges, children, mud wrestling, alcohol, and sex. -- oh, and people trying to swipe into the residence hall I live in while school is closed.

And no, I ain't givin' details.


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